What A Shit Show Pen Set

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What A Shit Show Pen Set

For the desk that deserves a little attitude, this set of four color-matched gel jotter pens delivers smooth, fine-point writing with sayings that say exactly what everyone is thinking — "Oh Shit," "What the Shit," "This Is Shit," and "Full of Shit" — in a bold pink, red, yellow, and white palette that's as fun to look at as it is to write with. A TikTok-famous novelty gift that's genuinely useful, endlessly giftable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the coworker, friend, or boss who has seen it all.

Product Details

  • Material & Finish | Soft-touch barrel; fine-point gel tip; ink color matches barrel (exceptions: navy, black, white, grey, and metallics)
  • Dimensions | Standard jotter pen size; set of 4
  • Color & Style | Pink, red, yellow, and white barrels with cheeky printed sayings
  • Care Instructions | Store with cap on; keep away from heat to preserve ink quality

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges, office gift swaps, birthdays, and gag gifts for the coworker, friend, or boss with a sense of humor
  • Everyday desk use, journaling, note-taking, and anywhere a little levity is welcome
  • Humor gift seekers, stationery lovers, and anyone who appreciates a functional gift that actually makes people laugh

Pairs Well With

  • A funny notepad, desk organizer, or novelty sticky notes for a complete humorous desk gift set
  • A home office, work desk, or gift bag for a bachelorette party or girls' night
  • Bundled with other Talking Out of Turn novelty stationery for a curated laugh-out-loud gift

Product care

To keep your clothing looking fresh and lasting longer, follow these care instructions:

Washing: Machine wash cold with like colors to prevent fading and bleeding.

Detergent: Use mild detergent; avoid bleach or harsh chemicals.

Drying: Tumble dry on low or air dry to reduce shrinkage and maintain fabric integrity.

Ironing: If needed, use a low-heat iron or steam to remove wrinkles. Avoid high heat on delicate fabrics.

Special Fabrics: For wool, silk, or embellished items, hand wash or dry clean as recommended.

Storage: Store in a cool, dry place. Fold knits to prevent stretching; hang woven fabrics to maintain shape.

Shipping & Return Policy

 

Shipping:

  • We process and ship orders typically within 24-48 hours unless the order includes pre-orders.
  • $9.00 Shipping on all orders
  • Local Pickup is available to customers within a 10-15 mile range of our store
  • Once packages are in the postal system, unfortunately we have no control over delivery. 

Returns:

  • We accept returns on unworn, undamaged and new condition merchandise including badging and tags within 7 days of the original ship date. 
  • Returns are eligible for STORE CREDIT ONLY.
  • Returns and Exchanges are not eligible on jewelry, custom orders, Queen of Sparkles, sale/clearance items, undergarments and any damaged item deemed to not be a manufacturing defect.
  • Shipping charges (original and return) are the responsibility of the customer.  Original shipping costs are non-refundable and are not eligible for store credit.
  • All Sale (marked down items), holiday items and Queen of Sparkles are Final Sale.
  • All Sale/Clearance Shoes will not be shipped in their original box
  • Once an order is placed it cannot be cancelled.  Restocking fees of 15% will be assessed for any exceptions.
  • Orders that do not follow these guidelines will be subject to a 15% restocking fee.

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